Daniel, as we take a photo of our World Cup outfits before stepping into a dubious looking taxi: “Is this our last photo, in case we don’t make it?”
Dan, whispering facetiously: “I’m feeling a bit uncomfortable – there’re so many white people here!”
Jeff: “Before I learnt Italian, I thought that Italians were so dramatic and exciting and interesting people, cause I couldn’t understand what they were saying! But then I realized that they had the most boring conversations about all the different types of pasta!”
Stuart: “They just look so Australian! Look, you can even tell from the way their lips are moving, that they’re speaking with an Ozzie accent!”
Nic, to my brother: “At least our eyes don’t disappear when we smile!”
Paul, on Nic’s skin colour: “They probably won’t see you any way!”
Birgit, on Ballack not being in the Germany Team: “Agh, but Ballack was getting old anyway!”
Astrid: “Look who’s talking! You were crying a week ago when you heard he was injured and couldn’t play!”
watching a Cape Town game…
Me: “Wow, they’re working so hard!”
Paul: “Grace. It’s raining. That isn’t sweat.”
Me: “Oh. I thought Italians just looked that greasy.”
pic fail during the Japan – Cameroon game
Me, forgetting which Asian team is playing: “Hey, what does CMR stand for? China’s something Republic?”
sometimes I wonder what people think of me…
Carin, as we drive past a car with two flags: “And that one on the right, that’s the South African flag.”
as someone scores, all of a sudden, Ciffie in the silence of the restaurant: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
[I love watching with Ciffie :)]
Drunk guy in boxers, as bouncer suggests he put his pants on: “Aaaaaahh. Do I have to?”
Paul: “Shall I turn right here?”
Tim: “Yes.”
Paul: “NO! It’s a ONE-WAY!!”
Tim: “This is why YOU make the executive decisions!”
Paul, breaking the news to his passengers after we’d been cruising for a bit: “It’s probably not a good idea to be lost at this time, in this place, with no petrol…”
Me, a bit upset about one particular Argentinian scoring against South Korea: “Dumbass Argentinian!”
Graham: “Let’s not tune him – he’s only doing his job.”
Me: “You’re right. That’s not fair. I shouldn’t be attacking an individual when I could be attacking an entire continent. Dumbass South America.”
Maria: I got the extension till Wednesday. And then I told her that I’d have 20 000 by then.”
Me: “But why did you say that?!?!?! That’s only two days extra!”
Maria: “‘Cause I told her I had 15 000 words! [looking at my incredulous face] I had to! Otherwise she wouldn’t have given me the extension!”
A hour after we get into Humarga, Maria: “That’s the most typing I’ve done this whole term! I feel like I should take the rest of the day off.”
Angelo, rushing in: “ALGERIA’S TEAM JUST DROVE PAST!!!!! That’s what all the sirens and noise was about! [sitting down to update his FB status, then] I’m not going to sleep tonight!”
Joke of the week: “Newspapers report that after the USA-England game, Green went and sat on the sidelines, holding his head in his hands. But then he dropped it.”
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